May 19, 2004
(Boston MA)
Amish III known to many as "Amish" or "Amish Armageddon" may already be affected by the long term illness known as Alzheimers as he apparently forgot about the Philly Beer Pong Tourney and signed up to captain a road race in Boston the same weekend.
Rather than explaining the story, the email trail will speak for itself.
Email Trail from the Amish Senile Sally:
"Friends & family,
On Sunday June 6th I'll be running in the Boston ALZHEIMERS 5K Run. The funds that I raise for this event will benefit the ALZHEIMERS Action Committee of Massachusetts. They provide direct services to men, women & children who are living with ALZHEIMERS and effected by ALZHEIMERS. Their mission is to stop the ALZHEIMERS epidemic by preventing new infections and optimizing the health of those already infected.
PLEASE HELP!!
I hope you will assist me in supporting their mission by making a donation. Even $5 makes a difference! Use the link above to donate (the website is secure, fast and easy to use).
THANK YOU for taking the time to read this, I know there are lots of solicitations for donations. ALZHEIMERS Action is a great cause, and this will be my third year running for this event. I'm hoping that we can raise $750 over the next three weeks.
Thanks again!
-Amish
Ps: To find out more about ALZHEIMERS Action Committee, or to sign up for the 5K run or the 10K walk, Amish out their web site...
Response From Wildman:
"Dude, are you bailing on Philly Beer Pong? ;-("
Response From Amish Senile Sally:
"Oh PHUCK. I didn't realize they are the same weekend. Oh phuck phuck phuck..."
Response From Wildman CCing Baker and Sarge to join in the spirited discussion:
"Booey!!! ;-("
Response from Amish Senile Sally:
"Well scheit... no, not yet. I had no idea that the
ALZHEIMERS run was the same weekend as PHL. My bad.
I already bailed on the Nantucket Iron Man so I
could make the tourney. I don't want to miss it. But
this ALZHEIMERS run is to raise money, and I'm committed
to it.
Hmm... Maybe I can come to PHL, and you guys can put
me on a race track somewhere on Sunday and watch me
run 3.1 miles. That way I'm still running for all of
the people who sponsor my ALZHEIMERS run.
What do you think?"
Response from Sarge "The Dragon" Mead:
"What the!!!!! Are you bailing on me you Amish gym rat?"
Response from "The Mole" Baker:
"You won't be able to walk, never mind run after we
beat your as* in BEER PONG!!! Dude, are you getting senile
or what?? Maybe you just need a hot secretary to keep
your schedule..."
Response from Amish Senile Sally:
"I AM getting senile - but it won't keep me from punding you into the ground in Phily..."
Amish Beer Pong Conclusion:
Amish "Amish Buggy" Amish may have a new nickname associated with him now. However, this late date mishap is a minor blunder in the Amish player's track record in Beer Pong EFFORT. Amish, like Henderson has been a B-Player in his career until now. Some may have said in his early career before he decided to go greek, he thought Pong was a novelty. But like Henderson, Amish has stepped up the throttle to accelerate his beer pong skills in late Dickinson days and most exceptionally through his induction into the Beer Pong Training grounds at the house of 6 E in Allston in 1996. Amish, when focused, can be an extremely difficult player to knock off, especially with his intensity and Beirut style throwbacks. Amish knows the effort it takes after making it across the country to tourneys in DC, San Fran and Vegas. He has the ability and effort to overcome many hurdles. It seems this road race hurdle will have to be overcome as well. Most likely the Amish man will be running a syndicated race after the Philly Beer Pong tourney in circles around the winner. His 3 mile committment will include many laps around Sarge's house, so feel free to make a kind donation to help this Amish Pong player overcome this obstacle. Afterall, Alzheimers will affect most of us, just some a little earlier than others. |
