August 14, 2004
(Ashburn, Virginia)
Once again, the Betas crush the inferior Theta Chis in Beer Pong.
Mr. X and Sean Hanna traveled to Ashburn, VA to challenge Rob Morris and Rick McClure in a beer pong showdown. Beta Theta Pi vs. Theta Chi at its finest.
The Betas arrived at 4PM and the Theta Chis had been warming up since 1PM. The practice would not save Rob and Rick. It was decided the first game would be Beta Rules. The beer supplied by the hosts - Busch Light and Keystone Light.
The Betas dominated this match from the outset and cruised to a 21-11 victory. Throwbacks were plentiful and caused a rule change early on in the match. It was decided that each player would get only one throwback per point. This was to keep the ever whining Morris quiet and so Mr. X and Sean would not fall asleep waiting for their opponents to drink.
It was decided that everyone should eat prior to the Theta Chi world series of pong. Rob and Rick consumed a large dose of hot buffalo wings, chicken fingers and pizza with everything. They seemed to think the food would soak up the beer. This proved to be a costly mistake for the boys of Theta Chi.
Rob and Rick won the first match under the Theta Chi rules 21-14. Mr. X and Sean were trying to adapt to the archaic rules and they promptly turned the table in game two with a 21-17 victory. At this point Rob puked for the first time and Rick began an ongoing battle with the hiccups. Game three went to the Betas 21-13 and the Theta Chis answered back winning game 4 21-18. By now Rick had puked for the first time and Rob was puking for a second time.
Game 5 is when the fun began. Rob was constantly bickering at his partner to attempt some strange form of motivation, but Rick was struggling to keep the rest of his dinner down. The Betas could smell blood and quickly jumped out to a 13-4 lead. At this time Rob convinced Rick to concede the game, because a comeback was hopeless. Then in an act of pure gamesmanship the Betas conceded game 6 without a point being played. This seemed to inspire the Theta Chis who jumped out to a decisive lead in the game 7 final, but alas the Betas rallied and defeated the Theta Chis 22-20. Somewhere along the way Rob puked for the third time.
Later that evening Rob challenged Sean to a singles match to 11. Rob quickly jumped out to a 8-2 lead and crowed about how great he was at singles and how is partner did not help him that evening. Rob should have known better. Sean rallied to a 11-9 victory. Rob then demanded that the game continue to 21, but the outcome was still the same 21-17.
After a brief interlude Sean agreed to play Rob in one more game to 7. This was about the time that Sean walked through the screen door in the basement and promptly broke it. He blamed it on the poor lighting. During this final match of the evening Rob again took a commanding 5-1 lead before Sean defeated Rob 9-7. At the conclusion of the match Rob stated that "Sean Hanna was the best pong player he had ever faced."
The Betas enjoyed the royal ass whupping that they supplied to the Theta Chis and are looking for more hapless victims to destroy. Come one and come all to the greatest show on earth.
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