| Player: John "The Dumper " Field |
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| Strengths: Character, Too Dumb to Know when to Quit, Throwbacks, Genitil Warts |
| Weaknesses: Too dumb to know when to quit , Stubborn, Cigarettes, Pussy Whipped |
| Quote: "After the Game" |
| Philly Pong Player Profile: |
This well known lawyer from upstate New York grew up on a farm and he has had some bestial contacts. We applaud him for his recent family addition. He can be lethal when drunk and we don't mean on the pong table.
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| Field was caught dumping his beer out during play. |
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| Game Results : Singles: 1 Loss, Doubles: 1 Loss |