June 4, 2004
(Cherry Hill, NJ)
After a recent perfect storm, the pong playing fields may be crowded by more than beer pong players.
The Tree
Some say this tree may be representative of the one that crashed the beer pong tourney. With less than 24 hours remaining before tip off, a large oak tree may have crashed down onto the primary pong court at the pong palace. Sarge "The Dragon" Mead called me at 7:30 am with the discouraging news. It seems the tree was a little pissed off it couldn't get invited into the tourney.
Chainsaw beer pong paddles
Rumor has it that John "Kaino" Kain will be bringing a chainsaw pong paddle to thwart the annoying menace. He might need the legal jurisdiction provided by none other than John "The Punisher" Field, Chris "Mattro" Macricciani and "The Mole" Baker. How dare the tree disrupt the game? In closing remarks, Sarge is confident that Kaino can handle this wilda beast tree.
Sears Coming Through
In the nick of time, it seems that Sears is ready to deliver the pong goods. The beer pong table will clearly have to stand a tall order in prominence over the stumpy remains from the uninvited guest, Mr. wildabeast tree.
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