Wildman poses with doubles Beer Pong Partner John "Upset" Field
 The Vegas Studs and Matro's Red Paddle.
Pong or Craziness? You decide.
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Beer Pong Profile - "Wildman"
Wildman arrived late Friday night around 1AM on Beer Pong roadtrip from Boston and managed to play several rounds of pong (including against the inebriated Phil LeShock) until 4:30 am. While trying to get some sleep, Leshock planted a cellphone near Wildman's sleeping abode and his school called 3x at 5:30am. "Hello, Phil can you substitute today?" Phil is there really school on Saturday? After a grueling 2 hours of sleep, the beer pong players awakened at 7:30AM thus handicapping Wildman's potential beer pong playing ability.
In an ironic first round twist, Wildman was coincidentally pitted against Phil LeShock and coasted by the elder alum at the expense of his opponent 5-1. In game two, however, Wildman was faced with a top tier Beer Pong opponent (who choked figuratively and literally at last year's Philly Beer Pong tourney '04), Sean "Oompa" Hanna.
Historically, Hanna has played well above Wildman's skillset during both of their beer pong careers. There was one match, however, at Todd Springer's wedding (one might have said at Wildman's Pinnacle of his Beer Pong game) in which the two battled via a beer pong match to a "No Mas" call by Sean Hanna. A"No Mas" call means that player can no longer stand or endure the punishment of beer pong any more andmust retire for the night. That day will never be forgotten. However, during this second round match-up in the Kaino II tourney, Hanna punished the weaker opponent (badly) to the tune of a 5-0 shutout. Ouch!
As the day went on Wildman spent a signficant amount of time setting-up a live webcast with none other than "Responsible Andy" Sheetz B*tch Henderson. It was quite a comical site as the tourney was broadcasted live over the net via iChat. While at certain points during the tourney, there were clips of the opposite sex in the tourney, Andy curiously watched the tourney from hours from his bed. "Say Hi to Andy!"
In a post-tourney effort, Wildman secured a rematch against Sean "The Champion" Hannah in a late night (or early Sunday morning) grudge match. In the end, it was Hanna triumphing once again, but not after a ferocious Wildman comeback. The final and respectable score was 6-4.
Wildman and the "Beer Pong Contenders" await the next beer pong challenge at the 29th World Beer Pong Championship in Las Vegas.
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