Hanna and Sarge taking a Beer Pong Break
 Patented Hanna Pong Stance
Hanna the undisputed Kaino II Beer Pong Champ!
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Beer Pong Profile - Sean "Oompa" Hanna
Oompa Loompa was one of the local Lancaster favorites in Beer Pong. He attends beer pong services religiously as long as they are within a reasonable distance. Hanna attended the D.C. tourney in '97, the San Francisco Tourney '98 as well as Sarge's Philly tourney '04, which did put a blemish on Oompa's pong career. Hanna failed to surface at any previous Boston Wildwood tourneys and has evaded the World Beer Pong championship in Las Vegas for several years.
However, Hanna has been a top tier beer pong player ever since graduating from Dickinson College in 1993. Since then, Hanna carries his handle-less pong paddle religiously, which features an irishman embedded on it.
Hanna dominated the competition in the Kaino II beer pong sequel. In the first round he was pitted against rookie, Pat with no Beer Pong experience. The result was a 5-0 whipping. Next inline, Oompa faced an experienced Beer Pong veteran, the Wildman. Hanna continued his streak by shutting down the opponent handily 5-0. Next in line, Oompa faced alumni Ken "Keg", who some may have confused with the Una Bomber, Kozinski. Hanna continued his unbelievable roll shutting out Ken 5-0, even though the elder alumnus had two major upset games up to this point. The Oompa streak propelled Hanna into the finals as a heavy favorite over the long shot John "The Dumper" Field. In a heavy handed manner, Hanna trounced Oompa 7-2 and took home the glory and Kaino II Beer Pong tournament title.
Oompa lives with his wife in Lancaster, works with fraternity brother, Dan "Poop" Walko '93 at an insurance company. Oompa and his wife are expecting their first child any day.
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